And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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