just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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