this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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