i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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