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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:09pm

    I think that it's really sweet that he said that. It's really great and rare to find a guy who is capable of controlling himself and respecting a woman like that. Props to you dude. Your gf is very lucky to have you. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:20pm

    Hey man, don't listen to these guys, I feel the exact same way about somebody also, it doesn't make you a pussy or homo or anything, it just means you respect her, and you're not a douchebag like a Loy of guys here

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:08pm

    please dont "fuck" her if anything, people are so trashy and insincere

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:07pm

    Hey, I love my gf(fiancé) and we haven't had sex.

  • 84 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:17pm

    I'm pretty sure this isn't about his real gf/love interest...it's most likely about some celebrity or a random girl in a class

  • 71 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:59pm

    Amen to everyone not saying just to screw her. It really is sweet. And for all the douchebags who don't give a flying fuck about chivalry, it's no wonder none of you ever get laid.

  • 61 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:13pm

    Don't listen to them their all douchebags, they all just wanna get laid.

  • 57 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:24am

    im in the same goddamn situation. i love this girl and she knows it but since i wanted to respect her and what she wanted i waited for her to decide on what we should do and because of that it made it seem like i didnt want to put myself out there or like really push for us to be together so now just in a tricky ass situation and dont know wtf to do =( shit sucks man

  • 62 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:04pm

    Well that's alotta love there...

  • 57 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:10pm

    If you love and respect her so much, then you should want to show her! Make love to her and make her feel as amazing as just being around her makes you feel.

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:24pm

    i think its nice that guys actually respect girls. and to all you fuckwits that keep saying to fuck her already, or that you cant love her without fucking her, are just plain retarded.

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:32pm

    These are two sides of the same coin. Idealizing women is just another form of chauvinism. It sure as hell is not respect.

  • 41 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:00am

    12:30-- not sure then. Ask her out, see how that helps?

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:47am

    How the hell is being a virgin a fail?! It's a good thing If they are willing to give it up. Wait it wout man, stop fucking stressing. If it's meant to be then it will be.

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:26pm

    Sex doesn't mean you love someone... Look at all those one night stands, all those prostitues...

  • 35 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:22pm

    what kind of fucking loser would say this to anybody?

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:52am

    12:13, you're awesome. You won't be ignored forever. And your girlfriend will love you and respect you for everything you are. You basically just stated something my boyfriend said to win me over. We've been together over a year now and he's the best boyfriend ever. :)

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:56am

    The kind of loser who has his head screwed onto his shoulders in just the right way.

  • 37 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:15am

    

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:58pm

    I want to date this guy... Ur so sensitive !!! Why. bf jus likes me for my tits :/

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:31pm

    You want to land a 9/10, don’t tell her how perfect she is, tease her. Seriously, make fun of her about something in a joking manner. If you want to stand out to a very good looking girl, you can't be like every other wuss who's buying her drinks and telling her how perfect she is.

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:03am

    this is one of the creepiest/funniest/sweetest things ive read on this site. it kinda made me laugh

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:16pm

    9:13, or possibly female?

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:17pm

    Put her on that pedestal - it's the perfect height for me to fuck her

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:33pm

    1028, thet fact that you call them "bitches", is barely a sign of respect.

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:15am

    wow....a male cat lady

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:26am

    12:24- are you dating or no? If you are then wait, I'm in the same situation. It'll play out sooner or later. =P

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:03pm

    Too bad he can't cause the real men will get to her first

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:13pm

    I'd say that 9:12 is a homo.

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:27pm

    I like the OP. I can respect a guy who respects beauty. but if hes not gonna fuck her I totally would. just saying.... dibs -guy who hasnt gotten laid in over a month

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:37pm

    Fuck her in the ass then duh u don't have to feel out of place in her vagina

  • 31 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:15am

    9;07 like the other guy said pussy wooped

  • 33 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:28am

    If it's about an "official" love interest, this is really really sweet. But it's probably about some girl he's in the friend zone with or Megan Fox. In which case, it's the kind of sweet that you get from creepy stalkers.

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:38pm

    950 never had sex and has no respect for women

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:29pm

    Haha 11:00 that's the second time I've heard that's what's this putting the pussy on a pedastool

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:04pm

    Holy shit, talk about Pussy Wooped

  • 36 51
    Submitted by ke1375 on May 31, 10 at 11:38am

    Awww. That's really sweet :)

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:13am

    That is the GAYEST thing I have ever heard.....don't ever tell her that!

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:24am

    Maybe he wants a true relationship, instead of going straight into her vagina like the 20 chicks he's been with?

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:31pm

    Ladies, you can lie to yourself and all of us and say you want some Knight in shining armor, but the one’s who “get it” see through that. You don't want some wussy who's going to say yes to everything you say. You want a man who oozes confidence and always keeps you on your toes. Cocky + funny + spontaneity = irresistible

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:24pm

    I like to fuck men in their tight little assholes and I'm a guy!

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:25am

    Adding onto my last lost-- because he doesn't want to rush her, showing self-restraint, and not wanting to share all of his STDs.

  • 31 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:17am

    You make Larry , Curley , Moe look like Einsteins!

  • 28 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:02am

    lame. if you really loved her you would fuck her :) now someone please tell my boyfriend that is true lol

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:11am

    Ya man just take ur time it will happen eventually.....it's ok alot of people go threw this.....hahahhaha nawww fuckn pound that shit love is just something to make u feel warm inside u wanna make her warm inside hahaha ya digg

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:32am

    i fucked it up by not being straight forward so now itll take awhile before we could start dating

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:26pm

    So perfect = you don't put your dick in, but broken down/diseased/had every other dick in it = you wanna put your dick in it?

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:13pm

    Yeah, I don't think you people understand. This bitch fucking cock-blocked my best friend, then she starts hitting on me. You can't fuck a chick who cock-blocks your best friend. That makes you the ultimate douche. -White Guy

  • 29 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:13am

    I'm 90% sure he was high and/or intoxicated when this text was sent. Still a nice sentiment though.

  • 31 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:44am

    1:21-- you're saying an STD filled life is better then nothing?

  • 31 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:17pm

    im sure my dick wouldnt mind at all....

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:36am

    Isn't there a minimum age requirement for this app?

  • 31 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:08pm

    i would want your pussy in my body..even if it was perfect...who cares...just FUCK HER!!!

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:32pm

    This is the gayest shit ever. Man tuck yo dick bitch.

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:32pm

    Weirdddddd way to be sweet but none the less it's pretty sweet :)

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:48am

    Aww that's really sweet. If you love her than sex will be all the better, you know! Either way, that's probably one of the cutest things I've heard a guy say in a while. :)

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:31pm

    everyone who is discussing about how lame he is not to "fuck his gf" YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS its obvious this text is about someone he doesnt actually know, like a celebrity probably megan fox

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:15am

    this guy is in love with his hand

  • 24 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:19am

    LOL @ 5:15! OP is screwed up in some ways. If he thinks she's too good for him to have sex with her, he needs to move on.

  • 37 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:04pm

    No confidence=No puntang. Grow a pair.

  • 22 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:01am

    aha i wouldn't say this is cute but i like you, op.

  • 31 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:51pm

    1-(970): You know, i've been thinking- I love him so much that even if I could have sex with him I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect mouth/asshole

  • 24 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:30pm

    The OP's a loser. Grow a pair.

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:06pm

    aww op thats reallly sweeet

  • 27 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:34pm

    im sure once you get in there you will feel right at home :)

  • 35 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:03pm

    Too bad he can't cause the real men will get to her first

  • 25 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:55am

    That's really sort of romatic. And sad.

  • 32 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:30pm

    That's actually very sweet lmao xD

  • 36 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:06pm

    Almost poetic there...seriously you should definitely just fuck her before someone kills you out of spite.

  • 36 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:02pm

    I'm a woman and I'm kind of nauseated.

  • 30 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:32am

    You puttin the pussy on a pedestal, like it's some Greek goddess named puss-a-lya

  • 31 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:02pm

    This is not a TFLN. Who would text this.

  • 26 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:28pm

    Um, 9:07 she is either one or the other...

  • 37 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:04pm

    Just fuck her anyways. Who cares if your dick feels outta place? If she's got a perfect body/vagina, it'll be worth it!

  • 26 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:55am

    Dudes prolly not a v card holder or 12. Hard to picture a 12 year old claiming his dick would be out of place in vagina. Just saying the terminology doesn't match up.

  • 31 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:13am

    11:58, in my experience with women, I try to be the sensitive guy, and you just fucking ignore me for the guy who likes your tits. Then, when he dumps your ass because you've put out enough and he wants to move on, you drown your sorrows in the arms of other guys who only like you for your tits. But that's high school for you.

  • 34 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:27pm

    you should fuck her, because when are you going to get that opportunity again?!

  • 30 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:03pm

    Too bad he can't cause the real men will get to her first

  • 39 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:52pm

    how do you know her vagina is perfect? what if its all dark, hairy and looks like roast beef spilling over the bread? ... Think about it.

  • 23 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:03pm

    I don't understand why everyone thinks this is so fucking cute?

  • 25 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:37pm

    The exact opposite of Ellie

  • 26 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:15am

    Move over idiot and let a real man have a go at her. You can stick to cartoons you pussy

  • 24 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:26am

    I'll take care of her

  • 18 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:00am

    Lol at 4:32. Seriously, OP, don't stress, and don't make this girl girl out to be some kind of pure, perfect virgin -- it's not fair to HER. ;)

  • 27 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:11am

    The OP is just giving that as an excuse for being too damn scared to go for it.

  • 18 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:37pm

    Quit being a pussy and f*** her homo

  • 20 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:21pm

    i think 9:17's right. i think it's someone he isn't with.

  • 22 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:54pm

    wow.... i guess you could say that is really love..?

  • 25 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:05am

    AWEESOME!!! NOW GO FUCK THAT GREAT PUSSY SHE HAS!

  • 31 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:28pm

    1024, were just being real. least the bitches know where we stand as opposed to lying and saying we love then just to fuck them. we are proving that honesty/chivalry isnt dead! We are the heroes here!

  • 22 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:44pm

    831 I doubt it. I don't own call of duty, I don't sit home and play video games. I do get enough sex. Either way you slice it, OP would be a pussy!

  • 19 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:30am

    12:26- no were not dating

  • 27 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:06pm

    ))<>(( Back and forth forever

  • 29 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:00pm

    Quit puttin the pussy on the pedestal. Throw it on the dirt and fuck it

  • 17 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:31pm

    Most of you calling him a pussy are guys who sit at home playing call of duty and haven't gotten any in years. So go fuck yourselves. He does not need to "do" her to show her he loves her. I think this is sweet and he'll get more ass than any of you ever will :)

  • 25 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:31pm

    So, this one time, I didn't fuck a chick, but that's because I hated that bitch. -White Guy

  • 32 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:12pm

    9:07 did someone steal your balls? or your just a homo

  • 19 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:13am

    You..... Are a MORON

  • 29 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:50pm

    just screw her already! you cant love someone without bangin' them. love= your dick + her vagina + being forced to marry her if she gets pregnant. Man up, bro! .... then put it in her butt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:05pm

    You love a girl you haven't banged yet? What are you, 16?