We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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