at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
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He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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