that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
they're like a gay fantastic four
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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