Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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