If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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