I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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