This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Randomize