you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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