Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm both gender and math confused
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