Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
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She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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