is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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