Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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