bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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