It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
two words: eviction party
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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