new low.... made out with someone while peeing
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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