Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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