He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
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I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
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