just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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