I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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