Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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