About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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