i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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