Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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