Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i would punch a child for taco bell
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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