dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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