I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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