I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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