where am i from again
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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