guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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