So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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