so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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