Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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