So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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