ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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