Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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