Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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