dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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