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She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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