I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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