you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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