YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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