Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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