Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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