dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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