the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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